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This game has truely changed my life, for the better and for the worse. I cant believe this game hasn't been nominated for some sort of reward. The extreme attention to detail is quite alarming as Simon gets hit by a car. However, there is a con to this extremely wellmade masterpiece. It isn't as long as I hoped it would be. I suggest the devolopers to add 5 extra stories. This game has been the only thing ive played for about 2 months now. Lately ive been living and breathing Alvin and the Chipmunk dating simulator. It has start to become a legitimate issue. I also prompt there to be a live action remake of this beautiful experience. This should be the 8th wonder of the world. Better than the Eiffel Tower. This should become a religion. Im going to start to praise Alvin as my god. One last complain I have is that there isn't a speedrunning category for this game. If there was a category I would be able to beat the game under 5 seconds because I have over 10000 hours on this incredibly pulchritudinous game. If I had 2 words to describe this game i'd describe it as submissive and breedible. I love this game so much its not even funny. I love this game more than my family. I love this game more than food. I love this game more than anything in the world. I love this game more than life itself. If this game ever gotten taken down I dont think I could live myself. I suggest that this game also gets implemented as an anime. People would consider it peak fiction. This game is just perfect all around. Nothing wrong with it other than its length. However, I have started to notice changes in my daily routine. I have stopped sleeping just to play this game. I've stopped eating just to play this game. I cant remember the last time I drank water because the time I spend drinking water is less time spent playing Alvin and the Chipmunk dating simulator. I have completely lost the concept of time because I have bordered myself in this room without windows and clocks just so I can play this game without having to worrying about time. I have thrown away all my posessions other than my computer because I cant be distracted from this game. My hands have calluses and blisters all over just because i cant keep my hands off the mouse and keyboard. I believe my daily average for this game is 25 hours. I have also devoloped a mobile version so I can have 2 playthroughs going at once. My loved ones have contacted me but I immediatly blocked them because they started to critizice how much i value this game. Why would anyone even do anything other than play this game?  I also have started to watch the movies so i can further understand the deep lore of this game. This lore rivals the lore of skyrim, cyberpunk 77, and halo. The graphics rival top triple a games like Red Dead Redemption 2 and assasins creed.  The replayability and overall enjoyability is higher than GTA V, Minecraft, and Fortnite. When I become president of the United States, I will make it manditory to have at least 23 hours logged on this game per day. I will introduce a new law that adds time to days just so i can play this game more. Futhermore, when I become president the only thing playing on all televisions are the Alvin and Chipmunk long playthroughs because that is the only entertainment anyone would ever need. Overall, this game is so amazing that it's starting to ruin my life.